So, you have finally lost all those annoying calories and
you just can’t wait to get snugly into your new pair of skinny jeans. Your
friends are going on and on about just how incredible you look and you are
starting to feel a little light headed.
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Your confidence is sky high, and you feel that nothing could
possibly go wrong. However, you are going to find that it’s not all roses and
peaches. A lot of very annoying things is going to start happening including
the following:
Your friends will be all over the place telling you how
amazing you are looking ‘now’
It’s incredible to receive plaudits for being all toned and
in shape. However, it gets to a point where you start wondering what your
friends thought you looked like before. So they thought you were fat before and
did not tell you? And why are they saying it now? The images you conjure of
yourself pre-weight loss are the most annoying ones, because deep down you
always know that everyone considered you not-so good looking. Hey, but a
compliment is a compliment, right?
You keep looking at your image in the mirror
Yeah, so you lost a gazillion pounds. Good for you, good for
you. You will find yourself transfixed in front of the mirror, and you won’t be
able to tear yourself away from the attractive stranger staring right back at
you. Lots of people will find that incredible boring, and will tell you so.
Some your friends might even throw a flower vase your way. Thankfully, in most
cases like that, no bones are ever broken.
The transformation on your boobs is a little more than you
bargained for
Well, you wanted to look great, and that is precisely what
has happened. Due to the loss of fat in those, uh, sensitive regions, you might
find yourself in dire need of a push-up bra. Not to worry though, you will
always find a way around this little conundrum.
You have to stay away from certain foods
Losing weight is just the beginning; you will need to stave
off the calories. The painfully annoying implication is that you might not be
able to stuff yourself with that wonderful pizza from the café just around the
block. You will hear the smells of great cooking wafting from the nearest
takeout, but that sniff is about all you will ever have. It blows, right? Well,
sorry, when you move on, you always cast something tasty (and destructive)
aside. Don’t worry, eventually you will lose interest in fattening foods.
Rethinking your entire wardrobe
You have collected plenty of great outfits over the years,
but the problem is that you have gone out and lost 30 pounds. That basically
means that you can’t wear your beloved shoes anymore, and that you need a
perfectly new set of clothes from head to toe.
You feel cold all the time
Fat is a great insulator, and now that you don’t have it
anymore, the chills will strike at the movie theater, at work and at the
grocery store. Losing weight can be annoying at times, but anybody would
take annoying over unhealthy, right?
